And Now We Drink: #FtBCon liveblogging by @cultofcourtney and @melmall

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Disclaimer: Please watch the video below as an accompaniment to our weird drunk ramblings. It’s like Rifftrax for drunk people. And don’t judge our typos.

EDIT: Actual “panelist” names differed from the panel description. Corrected below.

Panelists: Russell Glasser, Lynnea Glasser, PZ Myers, Jason Thibeault, Tauriq Moosa, and Miri Mogilevsky

[8:05:16 PM] Melanie Mallon: Coke Zero. Even teetolars should be ashamed
[8:05:17 PM] Courtney Caldwell: 3 2 1 go?
[8:05:20 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Oh! We’re goign!
[8:05:25 PM] Melanie Mallon: Oh yeah!
[8:05:42 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Russell Glasser has a Shiner. I’m very proud, as a Texan. But there are better beers!
[8:06:30 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Stephanie Zvan knows how to make a margarita!
[8:06:36 PM] Melanie Mallon: Now I want a margarita that starts fires and eats pets
[8:06:44 PM] Melanie Mallon: Or something
[8:07:05 PM] Courtney Caldwell: We could call it the Pet Semetary? Or something is right.
[8:07:27 PM] Melanie Mallon: They are totally blaming G+ for leaving out Jason.
[8:07:33 PM] Melanie Mallon: I HAVE YOUR BACK, JASON!
[8:07:46 PM] Courtney Caldwell: This is Canadian Discrimination. #DeepRifts
[8:07:58 PM] Melanie Mallon: Yah, sure, you betcha
[8:08:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: PZ only wants everyone to think he’s the overlord
[8:08:40 PM] Melanie Mallon: So no one sees Miri taking over
[8:09:22 PM] Melanie Mallon: Now they are blaming the victim (They are just failing to accept the invite)
[8:10:02 PM] Melanie Mallon: SEE!
[8:10:09 PM] Courtney Caldwell: YOU HEARD IT ON SKEPCHICK FIRST.
[8:10:21 PM] Courtney Caldwell: (Except not because there is a delay to this post)
[8:10:30 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ha ha! I know. Dammit.
[8:10:42 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ed and Jason have arrived.
[8:10:50 PM] Courtney Caldwell: AH~!
[8:10:55 PM] Courtney Caldwell: They are answering my question!
[8:11:26 PM] Melanie Mallon: Pretend you’re in Chili’s, you’re talking about sperm jacking
[8:11:32 PM] Melanie Mallon: Best line out of context ever
[8:11:52 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Ix-nay on the ermjacking-spay!
[8:12:20 PM] Melanie Mallon: isandry may!
[8:12:38 PM] Courtney Caldwell: PZ & Jason’s shirts are *so* festive. I’m digging it.
[8:13:12 PM] Melanie Mallon: I’ve been watching the fashion throughout. Suprised no one showed up in pjs
[8:13:29 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I showed up half in PJ’s in my blog? Does that count-ish?
[8:13:37 PM] Melanie Mallon: TOTALLY
[8:13:41 PM] Courtney Caldwell: YES.
[8:13:48 PM] Courtney Caldwell: So Melanie what are you drinking for the festivities?
[8:13:53 PM] Melanie Mallon: I’m wearing a hot dog costume
[8:14:12 PM] Melanie Mallon: I actually still have to grab a beer. I was working right up to the last minute.
[8:14:23 PM] Melanie Mallon: Drinking failure. Be right back.
[8:14:28 PM] Courtney Caldwell: OMG go do that. I will keep the people informed. This is important.
[8:14:45 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Russell has re-appeared with a fabulously terrible Hawaiian shirt.
[8:15:30 PM] Melanie Mallon: There’s a pretty high bar on terrible hawaiian shirts
[8:15:33 PM] Melanie Mallon: Got a newcastle
[8:15:36 PM] Melanie Mallon: what are you drinking?
[8:15:45 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Were you back to hear about Canadi-andry? We really did call this first, Mel.
[8:15:49 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Lagunitas IPA!
[8:15:52 PM] Courtney Caldwell: It is delicious
[8:15:57 PM] Melanie Mallon: Mine’s a Winter IPA!
[8:16:15 PM] Melanie Mallon: We are drinking better than they are
[8:16:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: Except Stephanie
[8:16:30 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Stop typing faster than me, I was trying to say that!
[8:16:44 PM] Melanie Mallon: You have time now while I try to find a bottle opener
[8:17:39 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Did PZ just say he was drinking brains?
[8:17:41 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I’m confused.
[8:17:47 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ha ha.
[8:17:56 PM] Melanie Mallon: Yes, gummy brains leftover from the parties at CONvergence
[8:18:09 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That makes so much more sense.
[8:18:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: PZ has his own canary in the coal mine
[8:18:22 PM] Melanie Mallon: with drinks
[8:18:27 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Man, cons are crazy. At Skepticon, somebody gave me bright blue booze out of an anti-freeze bottle.
[8:18:38 PM] Melanie Mallon: And you drank it without question
[8:18:43 PM] Courtney Caldwell: OBVIOUSLY.
[8:18:46 PM] Melanie Mallon: Toast!
[8:18:57 PM] Melanie Mallon: Trying to open my beer with keys
[8:18:59 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Toast to PZ! For being an organizational mastermind/overlord!
[8:19:17 PM] Melanie Mallon: I toast out of FEAR
[8:19:21 PM] Melanie Mallon: of his shirt
[8:19:46 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Just realized I didn’t wear my PZ shirt for my panel. I have failed the conformity test!
[8:20:05 PM] Melanie Mallon: Get. the. fuck. out. individualist
[8:20:53 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Everybody knows FTB blocks everyone for no reason.
[8:20:58 PM] Melanie Mallon: We are honorary canadians in Minnesota. Except to canadians.
[8:21:10 PM] Melanie Mallon: They are like black belts at blocking
[8:21:25 PM] Melanie Mallon: Someone needs to do a misandry superhero
[8:21:28 PM] Melanie Mallon: comic
[8:21:49 PM] Courtney Caldwell: If I had the slightest bit of artistic talent, I’d do it. Let’s recruit Amy Roth!
[8:22:04 PM] Melanie Mallon: I’ll send up the Surly Signal
[8:22:45 PM] Courtney Caldwell: It’s just a lovely sparkly light in the sky.
[8:22:50 PM] Melanie Mallon: I have to go get a real bottle opener. I fail the mcgyer test
[8:23:26 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I wondered all weekend what the crap with the large line breaks was. Glad to know it was weird trolls.
[8:24:10 PM] Courtney Caldwell: The panel just said trolls on Twitter were putting exceptionally strange line breaks in their tweets to make their trolling more visible. It all makes sense now.
[8:24:38 PM] Melanie Mallon: Oh!
[8:24:51 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Ed Brayton says he’s pay a ransom to hear PZ sing and play the piano. I think we could start an indiegogo.
[8:24:55 PM] Melanie Mallon: Wow. That’s really putting some thought into something they don’t ever put any thought into
[8:25:11 PM] Melanie Mallon: We are totally doing karaoke at SkepchickCon next year
[8:25:20 PM] Melanie Mallon: PZ will be the karaoke overlord
[8:25:36 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Well, I just have to come then!
[8:25:41 PM] Melanie Mallon: YOU DO!
[8:25:52 PM] Melanie Mallon: You have no choice. As Skepchick Events admin, I COMMAND YOU.
[8:26:26 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Does the Skepchick Events admin command my wallet to have money to travel? Because if so, you should command it to do so.
[8:26:47 PM] Melanie Mallon: I command it to do so.
[8:26:54 PM] Melanie Mallon: *Results may vary
[8:27:03 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Maybe I could give it some homeopathy pills.
[8:27:05 PM] Melanie Mallon: *Actual money not typical
[8:27:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: I hear that if you dilute your money . . .
[8:27:25 PM] Melanie Mallon: NM. I’ve tried that. Many times.
[8:27:34 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I’m a professional at it.
[8:27:48 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Miri just said poop butts. That is all.
[8:27:49 PM] Melanie Mallon: Then we’ll have you on as an attending pro!
[8:28:00 PM] Melanie Mallon: Her work here is done
[8:28:10 PM] Melanie Mallon: Snort
[8:28:12 PM] Melanie Mallon: Buttcoin
[8:28:14 PM] Courtney Caldwell: As if she hadn’t rocked this weekend enough already!
[8:28:20 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Is this a real site?
[8:28:24 PM] Melanie Mallon: She totally rocked this weekend
[8:28:32 PM] Melanie Mallon: I think we are obligated to investigate
[8:28:33 PM] Courtney Caldwell: OMG IT IS http://buttcoin.org/
[8:28:44 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ah ha ha!!!!
[8:28:50 PM] Melanie Mallon: Dot ORG
[8:28:56 PM] Courtney Caldwell: It’s official & shit.
[8:29:16 PM] Melanie Mallon: Dear ASSet holders
[8:29:39 PM] Melanie Mallon: I was wondering about bathroom breaks for some of them.
[8:29:45 PM] Melanie Mallon: They were on ALL the time
[8:30:15 PM] Melanie Mallon: It’s only a matter of time before Google Effects
[8:31:04 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I had the hardest time resisting using Google Effects in my panel. Because I am an adult.
[8:31:15 PM] Melanie Mallon: You just keep telling yourself that
[8:31:49 PM] Courtney Caldwell: PZ has a pirate hat!
[8:31:57 PM] Melanie Mallon: Nice eye!
[8:32:27 PM] Melanie Mallon: I wish I had a nickname like Rage Face
[8:32:37 PM] Melanie Mallon: What kind of rampage do I need to go on to get that kind of nickname?
[8:34:22 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I tried to think of what would earn that, but honestly it’s such a high honor I don’t even know.
[8:34:45 PM] Melanie Mallon: Jason, I’m sorry your joke fell flat in the empty space of Google Hangout
[8:35:07 PM] Melanie Mallon: Miri’s images are terrifying me.
[8:35:43 PM] Courtney Caldwell: She stopped them now, it’s okay! Ed is talking about how the kid who vandalized the atheist bench.
[8:35:53 PM] Courtney Caldwell: His FB profile says “books are gay”
[8:35:59 PM] Courtney Caldwell: This doesn’t even surprise me!
[8:36:20 PM] Melanie Mallon: Nope. Stand tall, little man. Stand tall.
[8:36:34 PM] Melanie Mallon: FtB is silencing Tauriq!
[8:37:01 PM] Courtney Caldwell: THAT ISN’T VERY FREEDOM OF THEM.
[8:37:12 PM] Courtney Caldwell: (I can’t say that without thinking of Sarah Moglia)
[8:37:20 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ah ha ha!
[8:37:33 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Miri doesn’t think of Antarctica as a continent. ANTARCTICANDRY.
[8:37:44 PM] Courtney Caldwell: UGH everyone is beating me to my jokes tonight, thanks Thibeault.
[8:37:57 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I hit “enter” and he said it.
[8:38:01 PM] Melanie Mallon: They are going to turn us into FtBandrists
[8:38:20 PM] Melanie Mallon: We do have time stamps
[8:38:30 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Oh we do!
[8:38:41 PM] Melanie Mallon: That’s right, FtB. BURN
[8:38:44 PM] Melanie Mallon: Or something
[8:38:51 PM] Courtney Caldwell: YOU CAN’T CENSOR US ANYMORE.
[8:39:04 PM] Melanie Mallon: We are Amurricans!
[8:39:09 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Btw, level of caps lock is directly related to level of drunk. Just so you know.
[8:39:24 PM] Melanie Mallon: We should have a key
[8:39:37 PM] Melanie Mallon: So people know WE”RE NOT REALLY SHOUTING
[8:39:42 PM] Melanie Mallon: Except I am really shouting
[8:39:48 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Agreed. I would never actually shout at Mel. Maliciously anyway.
[8:40:04 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Maybe out of joy. And excitement.
[8:40:08 PM] Melanie Mallon: I would only shout at you in everyday conversation
[8:40:15 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Right, because of joy. and excitemet.
[8:40:25 PM] Melanie Mallon: uh, yeah. exactly
[8:40:31 PM] Courtney Caldwell: >.>
[8:40:35 PM] Courtney Caldwell: <.<
[8:40:52 PM] Courtney Caldwell: So drinking games? Each time a new Google Effect appears, drink?
[8:41:00 PM] Melanie Mallon: Yes.
[8:41:01 PM] Melanie Mallon: Horns!
[8:41:04 PM] Melanie Mallon: Drink up!
[8:41:11 PM] Courtney Caldwell: There was a party hat – drink again!
[8:41:16 PM] Melanie Mallon: Also, retroactive pirate hat
[8:41:23 PM] Courtney Caldwell: And like 3 different rage faces.
[8:41:26 PM] Melanie Mallon: Wait, I didn’t drink that right
[8:41:30 PM] Melanie Mallon: I have to redo
[8:41:41 PM] Melanie Mallon: Pretty princess. drink!
[8:41:43 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Sending my husband for more beer, because Misandry.
[8:42:01 PM] Melanie Mallon: Put him in his place
[8:42:18 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Oh I am. You know he was at work ALL DAY while I just sat on the internet?!
[8:42:47 PM] Melanie Mallon: Why isn’t he still at work? Men are supposed to work all the time.
[8:42:52 PM] Melanie Mallon: Barefoot
[8:43:05 PM] Courtney Caldwell: YEAH. So I can eat bon-bons.
[8:43:11 PM] Melanie Mallon: And watch your stories
[8:43:19 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Yesssssssssss.
[8:43:33 PM] Courtney Caldwell: What men are for, amirite?
[8:43:48 PM] Melanie Mallon: It’s obvious, really.
[8:44:03 PM] Courtney Caldwell: MIRI HAS A BRAVE HERO CARD IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY. In case there was any doubt she was the coolest.
[8:44:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: NOW YOU REALLY ARE SHOUTING WITH JOY
[8:44:22 PM] Melanie Mallon: AND BEER
[8:44:26 PM] Melanie Mallon: BUT MOSTLY JOY
[8:44:37 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Mostly both. A lot of both.
[8:44:44 PM] Melanie Mallon: So much both
[8:44:50 PM] Courtney Caldwell: All the both.
[8:44:56 PM] Melanie Mallon: MOAR BOTH
[8:45:33 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Hangouts Against Humanity is the best idea.
[8:45:41 PM] Melanie Mallon: I was just typing that.
[8:45:41 PM] Courtney Caldwell: If I don’t get to partcipate, I will RAGE FACE.
[8:45:45 PM] Melanie Mallon: Get out of my head.
[8:45:57 PM] Courtney Caldwell: It’s because we are FTBots.
[8:46:01 PM] Melanie Mallon: My RAGE FACE will float in and out of ALL the hangouts
[8:46:09 PM] Melanie Mallon: With extra line spaces
[8:46:20 PM] Courtney Caldwell: FOR FREEDOM.
[8:46:49 PM] Melanie Mallon: They can take away my misandry, but they can never take away my FREEDOM
[8:47:11 PM] Melanie Mallon: Open source CAH?
[8:47:27 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I don’t think I’d even ever leave my house if that happened.
[8:47:38 PM] Melanie Mallon: Horns and monocle. Drink!
[8:47:45 PM] Melanie Mallon: I don’t leave my house now
[8:47:45 PM] Courtney Caldwell: DRINKING
[8:47:56 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I do, for job stuff. I don’t think that counts. 🙁
[8:48:04 PM] Melanie Mallon: FtBCon 2: War on Christmas
[8:48:06 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ah ah ha
[8:48:10 PM] Melanie Mallon: No, that doesn’t count
[8:48:18 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Melanie. FtBCON 2: Christmas With a Capital C
[8:48:21 PM] Courtney Caldwell: OBVS.
[8:48:32 PM] Melanie Mallon: Christmasandry
[8:49:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo. Nice.
[8:49:46 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Classy!
[8:50:12 PM] Melanie Mallon: Mock the Movie next year. YES.
[8:50:37 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I don’t remember drinking for Tauriq’s monocle, so I’m drinking again.
[8:51:06 PM] Melanie Mallon: I should too. Insurance.
[8:51:06 PM] Courtney Caldwell: If Mock the Movie happened next year, I would die.
[8:51:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: I would die to death.
[8:51:23 PM] Melanie Mallon: And then rage face
[8:52:31 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I need to hear the CONvergence thing w/ Rebecca/PZ/MS3TK dudes making fun of Prometheus.
[8:52:33 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Is this online?
[8:52:40 PM] Melanie Mallon: We’re editing
[8:52:43 PM] Melanie Mallon: It was HILARIOUS
[8:52:57 PM] Melanie Mallon: Then we got to hang out after. Awesome superwin good time
[8:53:12 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I love MST3K. My evangelical pastor dad loves MST3K! I should send him this video…. HA.
[8:53:22 PM] Melanie Mallon: Do IT
[8:53:34 PM] Melanie Mallon: It was filmed near me
[8:53:39 PM] Courtney Caldwell: You’re like practically famous.
[8:54:02 PM] Melanie Mallon: It’s true. I wear the big sunglasses and everything when I don’t leave the house
[8:54:10 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Are you like Siri Cruise?
[8:54:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: I AM Siri Cruise
[8:54:25 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Mind. Blown.
[8:54:46 PM] Melanie Mallon: We’ll have to edit that out. I can’t have people knowing.
[8:55:09 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Nobody will remember because PZ just said misandry is a real thing.
[8:55:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: like coke?
[8:55:23 PM] Courtney Caldwell: How long til some MRA steal that for a soundbite?
[8:55:33 PM] Melanie Mallon: negative ten minutes
[8:56:03 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Wait – who said white men were second class citizen? I missed that (worry)
[8:56:11 PM] Melanie Mallon: Some troll
[8:56:19 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Oh so nobody important
[8:56:35 PM] Melanie Mallon: Might have been. I was wiping the beer I dribbled
[8:56:48 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I feel like it’s probably inconsequential either wya.
[8:56:55 PM] Melanie Mallon: Free drinks? What? Where?! –PZ
[8:57:04 PM] Melanie Mallon: Yes, gotta agree there
[8:57:41 PM] Melanie Mallon: Sending just Penis. Hoping for a nibble. –Ed
[8:57:41 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Ed just said “penis” and “hoping for a nibble” in the same sentence.
[8:57:42 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I’m confused.
[8:57:46 PM] Melanie Mallon: AH ha ha ha!!!!
[8:57:48 PM] Courtney Caldwell: DAMMIT MET.
[8:57:50 PM] Courtney Caldwell: MEL*
[8:57:52 PM] Courtney Caldwell: WHATEVER.
[8:58:29 PM] Melanie Mallon: OKCupid Hijinks
[8:58:38 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Is this on Heina’s FB or Twitter?
[8:58:54 PM] Melanie Mallon: It must be Twitter or Tumblr
[8:59:21 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I gues I’ve never seen it on her Twitter, but I’m not on Tumblr.
[8:59:30 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I’m leaving off letters from words now.
[8:59:47 PM] Melanie Mallon: I haven’t seen it on her twitter either. Probably tumblr because that’s where the nice guys of okcupid was
[9:00:07 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Just followed @probirdsrights
[9:00:09 PM] Melanie Mallon: Everyone going to find Bird Activist?
[9:00:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: I can’t multitask
[9:00:37 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Maybe you need an upgrade in your drone software.
[9:00:49 PM] Melanie Mallon: for FREEDOM
[9:00:59 PM] Melanie Mallon: FREEDOM 2.0
[9:01:11 PM] Courtney Caldwell: FREEDOM 2.1.5
[9:01:18 PM] Courtney Caldwell: See, that’s why you need the update.
[9:01:27 PM] Melanie Mallon: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
[9:02:13 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I just noticed that Tauriq Moosa’s lower third says “Ann Coulter: Please go out with me” LOL
[9:02:48 PM] Melanie Mallon: OMG. Tauriq wins. Let’s shut this down.
[9:03:36 PM] Courtney Caldwell: There is no reason to continue.
[9:03:52 PM] Melanie Mallon: No one has told them. Poor things.
[9:04:14 PM] Courtney Caldwell: They’re just trying to be nice to Michele Bachman by giving her attention.
[9:04:37 PM] Courtney Caldwell: PZ is embarrased, and Lynnea says “Um, we’re from Texas.” Yes, Lynnea. Yes.
[9:04:40 PM] Melanie Mallon: Texas and Minnesota REPRESENT!
[9:04:55 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Represent the worst of all the things
[9:05:03 PM] Melanie Mallon: Poor us.
[9:05:25 PM] Melanie Mallon: Fun fact: My rightwing brother was Rick Perry’s VP of Communications
[9:05:43 PM] Courtney Caldwell: My aunt campaigned for him for a long time… we’re proooooobably related?
[9:05:53 PM] Melanie Mallon: That makes it all better
[9:06:02 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Agreed.
[9:06:05 PM] Melanie Mallon: When’s the family reunion?
[9:06:12 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Next CONvergence.
[9:06:19 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ha ha. YES.
[9:06:21 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Nobody else from my family will go. So it’s perfect.
[9:06:35 PM] Melanie Mallon: Same here. Even though many of them live here.
[9:06:54 PM] Melanie Mallon: Best kind of family reunion. No family.
[9:07:10 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Right?
[9:07:18 PM] Melanie Mallon: Ed is admitting to his love of fedoras
[9:07:22 PM] Courtney Caldwell: FEDORANDRY
[9:07:30 PM] Melanie Mallon: You heard it here first!
[9:07:49 PM] Courtney Caldwell: PZ taking the middle of the road on fedoras. FIREBRAND, MY BUTT.
[9:08:09 PM] Melanie Mallon: Get some gummy brains in him and his real nature comes out.
[9:08:09 PM] Courtney Caldwell: “I don’t think fedoras are necessarily bad.” – PZ
[9:08:22 PM] Melanie Mallon: I think that means we have to drink
[9:08:35 PM] Melanie Mallon: Also, Jason’s fedora. Not a google effect, but DRINK
[9:08:58 PM] Melanie Mallon: FtBCon 2: War on Men
[9:09:03 PM] Melanie Mallon: Miri is brilliant
[9:09:22 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Ed “AND Electric Boogaloo”
[9:09:26 PM] Courtney Caldwell: She rocks.
[9:09:39 PM] Melanie Mallon: YOU ARE BEING TOASTED
[9:09:43 PM] Courtney Caldwell: *gets teary*
[9:09:50 PM] Courtney Caldwell: (seriously, not sarcastically)
[9:10:23 PM] Melanie Mallon: Cheers
[9:10:30 PM] Courtney Caldwell: Mega cheers.
[9:11:29 PM] Courtney Caldwell: I guess this means it’s over?
[9:11:36 PM] Melanie Mallon: I guess so.

And thus concludes the 2013 liveblog of FtBCon!

About the Author:

Courtney Caldwell is an intersectional feminist. Her talents include sweary rants, and clogging your social media with pictures of her dogs (and occasionally her begrudging cat). She's also a political nerd, whose far-left tendencies are a little out of place in the deep red Texas.

2 Comments

  1. Stephanie Zvan July 22, 2013 at 2:52 am

    *sniff* I love you guys (in the totally gender-neutral sense of that non-gender-neutral word). *sniff*

    Also, yes, come to CONvergence, Courtney!

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